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16-07-2010 03:48 PM "Priceless" A Must Read!
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MasterCard Wedding

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You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent
Wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.



After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank
Everyone for coming, many from
Long distances, to support them
At their wedding.

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He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
His new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation
He said he wanted to give everyone
A special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to
Everyone, and asked them to
Open their envelope.
.
..
.
.
.
..

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious
Of them weeks earlier and had
Hired a private detective to tail
Them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
For a couple of minutes, he
Turned to the best man and
Said, 'F---you!' Then he turned
To his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the
Dumbfounded crowd and said,
'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled
First thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding
Immediately after finding out
About the affair, this
Guy goes through with the
Charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
Bride's' and best man's reputations
In front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of
Church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless'
Commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception
For 300 family members and
Friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the
Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week
Honeymoon accommodations
In Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone's face
When they see the 8x10 glossy
Of the bride humping the best
Man: Priceless.

There are some things money
Can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD



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May your wheels leave tracks on many roads of worth and roll with many chiefs of every tribe who live in peace on earth!
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18-07-2010 09:14 AM RE: "Priceless" A Must Read!
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My hat (if I wore one) is off to this guy
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18-07-2010 03:44 PM RE: "Priceless" A Must Read!
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Grin Great story, that.
 
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19-07-2010 08:49 AM RE: "Priceless" A Must Read!
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Excellent, that was well done.
 
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21-07-2010 10:07 PM RE: "Priceless" A Must Read! | Edited by iyleslik 21-07-2010 10:08 PM
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Rotfl I love that guy
 
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