| 21-07-2010 02:51 PM |
We're here for You! (Pt.2) |
thunder_undermyass
Biker
Admin
Posts: 988
Joined: 07.05.09
Location: Confederate State Of Tennessee
Age: 52
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Dear Members:
It has been brought to administration's attention that some individuals
throughout the site have been using foul language during the course of
normal conversation with their co-members.
Due to complaints received from some members who may be easily offended,
this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately
express your feelings when communicating with co-members.
There fore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been
provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an
effective manner.
Number 1
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
Number 2
TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.
Number 3
TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
Number 4
TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF : No f___ing way.
Number 5
TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!
Number 6
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.
Number 7
TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.
Number 8
TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?
Number 9
TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.
Number 10
TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?
Number 11
TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues...
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.
Number 12
TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF : Eat sh__ and die.
Number 13
TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.
Number 14
TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I don't have time for this Sh_t!.
Number 15
TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.
Number 16
TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEA D OF: This f___ing sucks.
Number 17
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?
Number 18
TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.
Thank You,
and have a great fucking day!
May your wheels leave tracks on many roads of worth and roll with many chiefs of every tribe who live in peace on earth!
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| 21-07-2010 09:59 PM |
RE:
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iyleslik
Biker
Veteran Biker
Posts: 580
Joined: 18.04.09
Location: South East Scotland
Age: 50
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Get to fuck  |
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| 22-07-2010 12:02 AM |
RE:
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Willo
Biker
Admin
Posts: 1336
Joined: 11.08.08
Location: Down Under somewhere ?
Age: 55
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and the horse you rode in on. |
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| 22-07-2010 12:28 AM |
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Fez
Webmaster
Super Admin
Posts: 733
Joined: 20.08.06
Location: Sheffield, England
Age: 48
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I've not really noticed any of our members using underscores in normal conversation matey - it don't apply.
Respects
Fez
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| 23-07-2010 01:14 PM |
RE:
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thunder_undermyass
Biker
Admin
Posts: 988
Joined: 07.05.09
Location: Confederate State Of Tennessee
Age: 52
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Fez wrote:
I've not really noticed any of our members using underscores in normal conversation matey - it don't apply.
We must be doing a good job of keeping the Riff-Raff and the Socially stable away!
I think they're Fu_king scared to venture here!
May your wheels leave tracks on many roads of worth and roll with many chiefs of every tribe who live in peace on earth!
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| 25-07-2010 04:05 PM |
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PurplePatch
Biker
Probationary Biker
Posts: 179
Joined: 06.04.10
Location: Oldham, UK
Age: 60
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I don't think it's fucking working Thunder!!  |
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| 25-07-2010 04:42 PM |
RE:
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thunder_undermyass
Biker
Admin
Posts: 988
Joined: 07.05.09
Location: Confederate State Of Tennessee
Age: 52
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PurplePatch wrote:
I don't think it's fucking working Thunder!!
I guess, it all depends on what you consider to be Riff-Raff, and socially stable.
Take another look around.........
May your wheels leave tracks on many roads of worth and roll with many chiefs of every tribe who live in peace on earth!
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| 30-07-2010 01:36 PM |
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PurplePatch
Biker
Probationary Biker
Posts: 179
Joined: 06.04.10
Location: Oldham, UK
Age: 60
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 Socially stable? Not altogether certain. Mentally stable? Definitely not!! |
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| 07-08-2010 10:14 AM |
RE:
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sprocketrocket
Biker
Admin
Posts: 325
Joined: 04.02.10
Location: The dark corner of the bar
Age: 42
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Sometimes these threads are uncannily like the rubbish that the human resources types trot out at our works brainwashing sessions.
Their current fave is "There is no I in team."
Which always leaves me thinking....
Yeah, but there is a U in cunt! |
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